Posted on March 17, 2005 at 02:20:42 PM by George
EARLY EDITION TV SERIES
In this next
installment of the events on Roszko's farm, we have been overwhelmed by the
revelations yesterday. An Edmonton radio station has reported a story repeated
in the popular press concerning a 'white sheet'. Apparantly Mr. Roszko advanced
on the police under a 'white sheet'. The March 7th National Post made a
reference to a 'white towel'. We are bordering on the really freaky at this
point. If the bottle of Crown Royal exists at the farm, then the authors' had
prior knowledge or a source in the RCMP.
March 14th's Post Mortem
concedes our efforts in 'Federal-Provincial Visionary Emerges'. "Well I always
thought Ed was full of crap about his psychic powers," Mrs Grabowski said, "and
that may well have been true in the past, but now, dammit, I'm a believer. Just
imagine my shock when we were watching the national news that very night, the
channel with the bald guy and his wife, and the bald guy says literally the
words Ed said to me that morning. When I came to I said, 'Ed Grabowski, you've
got the gift.'"
Post Mortem is about Martha Stewart that day. A rather
innocuous topic. However, in the news section there is a piece entitled 'Yarn
maker gives away Martha's poncho secret'. In it "do-it-yourselfers across the
country logged onto internet message boards in hopes of cracking the design."
Some design, some crack.